The Entry

The name is Paulo, Carlos "Scientist" Paulo. This is my first entry into my room. The date is June 8th, 2010 and i have been sentenced to 3 years of imprisonment under court order for the murder of Jackson "Thug" Johnson. Many a people ask whether i repent over the fact that i killed a person. I would say,NO! I dont! I killed a man who had a history of being a rapist and an eve teaser. I take pride in killing a man who was about to hurt an innocent woman. To hell with the story of how i landed in the Cellular Jail of Andaman, previously the house of a number of war of Independence veterans. As i know it, this jail was opened very recently with the latest facilities for inmates who have done crimes, against which the public actually favoured. Inspite of that justice is justice and that is why i am here.

In my mind i had an idea of how a prison cell would look like. Dark,cold, surrounded by metal bars and a toilet which could not be called a toilet as such. But, this particular cell i was in had a laptop, AC, a bed ,a well furnished bathroom with toilet whose flush would not work and a mirror to look at so that everyday i wake up to look at myself and tell," Well is'nt this a nice place :) ". I looked around in detail so that i can spot if any hidden cameras were there, well, today is a world where kinky porn has its place and people would pay anything to watch a convict undress and abuse himself. In the meantime the jailor came sliding his club against the bars and told me to register in something called Facebook and Twitter so that they could know what i was upto. For an instant i said ,"WTF!" but then i realized i did not want to invite trouble.

Soon i opened the laptop and logged in with my username and password which was given to me when i entered the prison.(Sons of Bitches sprayed high velocity water on me...I swear i heard my balls cry in pain). As i logged on to the web browser and entered facebook.com i saw a screen saying Stay Connected. Sign Up. Its Free. I told myself,OK!!! Its free so why not. P.S An indian will never deny anything that comes for free. As i created my profile i had to update my Location, Job, Phone number and interests. Well isnt this a joke.

Location : Cellular Jail

Activities: Well murdered a guy. But apart from that i like reading Physics, Maths ...Science in general.

Interests: Playing scrabble,sudoku

Music: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica.

In the meantime, while i updated my profile i got a friend request from a guy named Da'assain Paul. Also for some reason he "Poked" me and i had an option to poke back, which i did because, hell i aint leaving anyone poking me without me poking back. As i did i heard the person in the other room say," Hey dud. M da'assain Paul.U alrite mait????"...speaking broken english.

"Im alright, just getting used to this current environment".

"It kool.Jus' update your status and go off to sleep. Hey by da way, write something on my wall"

"But i am in this room u dumbass"

"In my facebook wall dud. Just do it will ya?"

"K. Good night then"

"Goo' nite mait"

So as "Da'assassin" said i checked out his profile, and i 'scribbled'- Thanks for the info.Gn.

As i was about to go to sleep i updated my status too- This is the weirdest night of my life........